By: Medicinal Michael Boris
@medicinal_mike
Libra
Remember you threw a plant in your closet and forgot about it! Luckily surprise pounds are awaiting you, and all you have to do to win is share it with your friends. Enjoy the free lucky streak.
Aries
You have gotten so good at creating the smoke circle setting that you have lost the fun you had doing it. Time to refill that creativity and let someone else do the planning. Time to enjoy yourself.
Taurus
The dude next to you keeps lipping the joint! What can you do about it? Nothing! So if you enjoy the smoke throw a condom on and share some germs. Your all friends here. Stop trying to control uncontrollable situations!
Gemini
There is no reason you should be spending the whole day to tend to one plant! Spend your week more constructive, and you could build an entire field!
Cancer
You got the best-looking weed brownie in the game! You also notice there’s a big ol’ hair in it! Luckily you don’t sweat the small stuff, and you bite in! So what if it’s not your brownie!
Leo
This is the week for love! Don’t be too stoned you can’t express yourself properly! Nothing worse than leaning in for a case and then coughing so bad snot comes out of your nose!
Virgo
You’re too scared to dab. What if it’s too strong?! You might stay high forever! None of these fears are real! Get out there and enjoy life and you will get ahead this week!
Scorpio
You have been smoking the same bong for years, and it’s not sparkling for you anymore. Time to rethink your needs and decide if that next six-footer bong will hit as good as the old one. Choose wisely!
Sagittarius
You are walking fertilizer but in a good way! Everything you touch grows into a beauty so get out there this week and help as many as you can by spreading that poop everywhere! You are the S**t!
Capricorn
Let them all think you’re weird just because you are collecting roaches like a fiend! You will be the one laughing when the weeds were, gone and you have a giant Frankenstein joint made of the parts of many dead joints!
Aquarius
This is YOUR week! Luck is all around you! Don’t walk around with your head to the ground looking for free seeds. Luck will take care of you this week when you least expect it!
Pisces
This week you need to keep your mind high but your body sober. The fuzz is on you and your being judged! Play cautious, and you will come out smelling like Kush!
